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"LIES!!! MAN CAN'T MARRY A DOG" - realDJT
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| Orrin “Dipsy Doodle” Hatch. |
Allegations were levied against the President's fertility as he celebrated his 71st birthday.
According to medical documents leaked to the RDJTN Politics Team, the White House Medical Staff noted on the President's most recent physical that his sperm count was well below the average level to maintain virility. This information bolsters the claim that Barren Trump is actually the illegitimate son of Vladimir Putin
In an apparent attempt to spur economic stimulation for the most socially suceptible Americans, the President had his most recent campaign promise -- the Internet Is Now Free, the best; brought to you by America -- scored by the Congressional Budget Office.
The guidelines note, "a hotel reservation, whether or not paid, would not constitute a bona fide relationship with an entity in the United States." Despite this apparent uptick in the President's day, he was overheard in the Oval Office yelling at his Amazon Echo device for allegedly leaking details to the press.
A White House staffer overheard the President this morning during a breakfast pow-wow with his senior GOP Congressional colleagues in the China Room. The staffer told TRDTN sources that, while they passed through the center hall of the White House basement floor, they noted a conversation about the escalating situation in Venezuela.
The President was observed saying, "He admired the 'Good Hombres' cohones. He's no Chavez, but at least this guy knows how to get a message through the Supreme Court."
ISIS and Hemeroids now share more than one thing in common; not only do both cause extreme discomfort and aggressive anal bleeding, but they both now fear the name "Preparation H."
Senior advisors were overheard by staffers in the EEOB 4th floor leaving an "I.C." meeting; they were discussing the President's fondness for the product and how it would likely resonate with him upon its proposal in the Oval Office later that day.
A staffer close to a Special Assistant to the President of the United States within the White House Office told RealDJT this morning that the President has begun to secure funds for an exploratory committee thats sole focus is to investigate Senator Warren and the authenticity behind her claim that she has relations to the Native Americans.
While speculation behind the President's move grows like wildfire, sources claim they overheard President Trump in the Navy Mess say, " I won't lose out to that feather headed four-eyes; I'm the only casino man in this town!"
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| DJT finaly got these clowns on board. Next stop, no more abortion town, choo choo!!!!! |
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| President Donald J. Trump, TCB |
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President Trump, in black face, admonition Eric Trump, "special" son
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Values = freedom, human dignity, the way people are treated
Old Approach = use American influence to advance the rights of minorities around the world, to negotiate a new arms control deal or to set norms of behavior for nations that attack each other with cyberweapons
Trump Approach: "Values create obstacles to our ability to advance our national security interests, our economic interests.”
From the NYTimes:
“Let’s talk first about my view of how you translate ‘America First’ into our foreign policy,” he said, and then went on to describe an era in which American economic and security interests would be paramount.
To many in the department, Mr. Tillerson’s speech was notable for what it did not include. Over the previous five presidencies, questions of how to use American influence to advance the rights of minorities around the world, to negotiate a new arms control deal or to set norms of behavior for nations that attack each other with cyberweapons had become the focus of American diplomacy. Not anymore.
And when Mr. Tillerson spoke of human rights, it was to caution that, while the United States always treasures “freedom, human dignity, the way people are treated,” those values would often not be reflected in policies. Values, he warned, cannot be allowed to “create obstacles to our ability to advance our national security interests, our economic interests.”
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| Jay Sekulow, a member of the president's legal team, on NBC's "Meet The Press." |
Barry Obama: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a BF... Trumtard: [Interrupting] What's a BF? Black Berry: If you ha...
